- We don’t eat Jesus.
- Please stop rubbing your testicles on my cheek.
- My head is not a chair.
- Poop does not belong on the bathroom walls.
- Go sleep in the bathtub.
- Go dig in the trash and find yourself a toilet paper tube to play with.
- Get your face out of the garbage disposal.
- Carpet is not food.
- Stop trying to eat my bra.
- If you don’t stop running your testicles on my face, I am going to twist them off.
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