Dear Costco,

It was quite rude of you to be closed today, a national holiday, when I really really really really wanted to visit one of your fine locations to purchase some cinnamon rice pudding. So it's totally your fault if I eat a bunch of other crap tonight because my snacking needs are going unfilled and I feel pressed to nibble on things that might substitute, but really won't, thus sending me back to the kitchen for something else.

Plus, we wanted to visit our future TV. Please don't sell out before we can get one.

Thank you, and damn your free samples that make me buy new things and then crave them when you're closed.


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