Saturday

We’re gonna die.

It’s 82 degrees outside, and we both thought it was over 90. Neither of us is acclimated to any kind of real heat—face it, the average high in Dayton is about 80 during the summer and there are only a few days where it gets over 90—and there’s no telling how long it’ll take us to get used to it.

July and August our PG&E bill is going to hit $500.00 because we’re going to keep the A/C on alllllll the time.

And yes, Evil People, you may point and laugh at me since I was all “oh, winter is so MILD here” while you were suffering cold and snow this year.

While you’re laughing, though, we’re over here, curled up in sweaty balls on the floor, and we’re gonna DIE.

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