You know you're in a small town when the police blotter is filled with things like this:

  • 1415 Found Property, Hall Park
  • 1830 Dine and dash, 1200 blk Stratford
  • 1900 Found property, Pitt School Road
  • 2035 Solicitor, Knight Ct
  • 2200 Loud party, 200 blk Foster Ln

Don't get a DUI here unless you want your name in the police blotter. I'm think Isaac Balderas, 30, is experiencing some humiliation this week...

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