How To Make A Cat Dance Like An Excited 4 Year Old On Christmas Morning:

Grill steak for dinner.

That's about all it takes, really... Do it and your kitty will dance all through dinner, hoping to get a taste.

(If he doesn't jump on the table, he's entitled to a bite; if he stands on his hind legs and stretches up to look at what's on the table, that's worth 5 cute points, and he gets a couple of bites when everyone is done.)

And just like Christmas, your cat will experience post-dinner let down, when the steak is all gone and the dishes are no where to be licked...

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