I went to Border's today, and no one in the coffee shop had my iced tea waiting for me just the way I like it, with lots of ice. Buncha newbies, didn't even know to start pouring the tea as soon as I walk through the door. I had to actually order my tea, and specify lots of ice.
Harumph. Don't they know who I am?
I am totally not giving any of them my autograph now.