- Oh I'll read the book but I'm not writing a report on it. School is OUT!
- Um...the toilet in the men's room is stopped up and overflowing but I didn't do it.
- Mommy when you fart you suppose to say EXCUSE ME!
- Who the phck was Dewey anyway?
- I'm going to count every book in here!
- So help me God if you don't get up right now...
- Can I get a book if the title is weird?
- But I'm not done counting!
- Mommy the boy's room floor is wet and I can't go in there but I really hafta go!
- If I eat all my lunch can I have ice cream after?
- Can we go to McDonald's for lunch?
- Excuse me...the men’s room seems to be flooding.
- But I don't want to get a movie here I want to get a book!
- My shoes are wet now.
Overheard in the library yesterday: