...so I told him, well you got so fat that your pecker is half the size it used to be. Yeah, there's no coming back from that.
No, I don't imagine there is...
Lady #1: All I could think about was how slimy it was going to be in my mouth. I just couldn't do it.
Lady#2: I don't like okra either.
That was so not where I thought they were going...
If you don't eat that cake, you are not getting shrimp later.
Good, because I didn't want any.
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Snipits are such fun!
OMG! Loved the first two. ROFL My smut brain went straight to the gutter when I read slimy and mouth. Thanks!
Okra! LOL.
Okra is ewwww. But yes, after the first snipet, I was thinking something totally different about #2.
Tara (not the cat)
I have lived in Alabama all my life. We fry okra here. Properly fried, okra is not slimy at all, but I hate boiled okra (too slimy).
My Borders is sooooo boring.
Overheard at Borders:
Was that all the same person? Part of me kinda hopes so.
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