Sunday

12 July 2009

Over heard in the Border's bookstore coffee shop:


...so I told him, well you got so fat that your pecker is half the size it used to be. Yeah, there's no coming back from that.


No, I don't imagine there is...



Lady #1: All I could think about was how slimy it was going to be in my mouth. I just couldn't do it.

Lady#2: I don't like okra either.


That was so not where I thought they were going...



If you don't eat that cake, you are not getting shrimp later.


Good, because I didn't want any.

7 comments:

Angel and Kirby said...

Snipits are such fun!

GalenaFaolan said...

OMG! Loved the first two. ROFL My smut brain went straight to the gutter when I read slimy and mouth. Thanks!

Marti said...

Okra! LOL.

Camie's Kitties said...

Okra is ewwww. But yes, after the first snipet, I was thinking something totally different about #2.


Tara (not the cat)

kat4 said...

I have lived in Alabama all my life. We fry okra here. Properly fried, okra is not slimy at all, but I hate boiled okra (too slimy).

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

My Borders is sooooo boring.

Klaatu said...

Overheard at Borders:
Was that all the same person? Part of me kinda hopes so.