Dear Kitchen Gremlin,

Please return all the missing butter knives, spoons, the spaghetti tongs, serving spoons, and spatulas you have obviously taken. We need them. And it had to be you because there's no other explanation for all these things to suddenly be missing. The cats swear it's not them.

Wants to make a peanut butter sandwich and has no way to spread it onto the bread.

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