Thumper Thinks Out Loud

Know that uneasy feeling when you're driving and you realize there's a cop behind you, even though there's not a thing wrong with the way you're driving?

Imagine that...only you're on a motorcycle, and there's a bike cop right behind you...he's not trying to pass, but he's wandering back and forth in the lane, taunting you. It's like he's chanting, "I know you're a newby...I know you're a newby..."

I did not wet myself.
Nope.
I took the first right I could find.
Yes, I'm very brave...