Tuesday

How many people are freaking out over the date?
OMG THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!
No. No, it’s not.
It didn’t end a thousand years ago when it was 06/06/06.
It didn’t end a thousand years before that on 06/06/06.
Besides, today is not 6/6/06.
It’s 6/6/2006.
An arbitrary number on a calendar created by mere mortals.
That ’06 is a truncated number for convenience.
The Apocalypse does not begin today.
It might have started a few years ago and we just don’t know it.
But it’s not today.
Today is not the Mark Of The Beast.
Today is Tuesday.
Today is the day we go to the commissary.
That’s evil enough for one day.

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