Thumper Thinks Out Loud

Wandom Bullets Aimed Right At You

• I am officially tired of rain.
  
• It is my fault we have had so much rain.
  
• It is raining because I want to ride my scooter.
  
• I can make it rain all summer long.
  
• I’ll just go buy a motorcycle.
  
• Or not.
  
• I love daylight savings time.
  
• Everyone who hates it can bite me :)
  
• DST is like magic to the night blind.
  
• Of which I am.
  
• My cat has a potential stalker.
  
• I think I’m jealous.
  
• He’s way more popular than I am.
  
• We are joining Gold’s Gym tomorrow (the Spouse Thingy and I, not the cat.)
  
• Yes, we joined the Y last year.
  
• That didn’t work out.
  
• Joining means I should actually go to the gym once in a while, doesn’t it?
  
• Maybe I’ll get buff.
  
• And then I’ll buy a motorcycle.
  
• Or not.