- Semi-colons should just die!
- That's the biggest thing I've ever put in my mouth.
- Seriously, if a senior tells you tomorrow is dress-up day, don't do it.* It's just a punk.
- She smelled like cheese, but that's okay. I like cheese.
*Made me laugh out loud, because I was totally guilty of doing something like this in 8th grade. He still hasn't forgiven me...