Like Diet Caffeine Free Mountain Dew.
Damn you, Mountain Dew people, for getting me hooked on this when we lived in Ohio, and then not selling it on this side of the U.S. You're missing out on incredible market potential. Think of all the people like me, who have 2-3 case a week habits, but cannot have too much caffeine lest our boobies turn rock hard and hurt like a mother. (TMI?)
Why do companies do this? Why do they torment the people who move from place to place?
I want my caffeine free diet Mountain Dew!
:::cries a little, then goes off to bake brownies to make herself feel better:::