Saturday

15 May 2010

Things one ponders while walking:
  • If you just let your dog poop in the grass, and you didn't bother to clean it up, don't look so horrified when the tattooed lady spits a mouthful of warm water onto the grass.
  • Why don't they make doggy jockstraps for intact male dogs? I saw this gonadally gifted yellow lab running with his owner, and that poor thing had to be hurting.
  • If you see someone walking towards you with a determined stride and ear buds in ears, why bother asking "Going for a walk today?" because it's kind of obvious, isn't it?
  • For the love of God and peoples' shoe soles and senses of smell, don't let your dog poop on the sidewalk, and if you do, pick it up. Cripes.
  • Whoever designed our little town had walkers in mind. Wide sidewalks, and tons of them.
  • Really, that poor dog had to be in agony...

5 comments:

Angel and Kirby said...

Poor dog!

Lemon Stand said...

Thanks for the laugh. I had to show this to my husband!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Oh geez. I never thought about those swingin' hooha's on intact dogs. Now I'm gonna worry about it when ever I see one...

Chicka said...

We had a red cocker spaniel that really was hung. It was disturbing to see him get a woody while cleaning himself, too. Because then it just turned into an even more disturbing self-pleasing session for him.

Still - at least he wasn't a humper. (And yes, he did get fixed eventually.)

The Meezers or Billy said...

you should see the male sheep after the farmer up the street shears them. They really need to wear pants.