There were several teens in the parking lot, and inside there was a group crowding a bunch of table near the door. Typical kids, clothes a little too big, baseball caps on sideways. No big deal.
But as we walked in one of the boys looked at me and said "What a fat ass
I ignored him, as I am wont to do when faced with stupid people. It stung a bit, but the truth tends to do that.
But when we were up near the counter, the Spouse Thingy was laughing and said, "He wants it."
He pointed at my jacket. "He obviously likes it."
That's a bad ass jacket!
I totally need to clean my ears out.