These are not suggestions:
I saw at least 4 cars blow stop signs and 5 more run red lights today.
Do some people really think stopping is optional?
If you're going to walk behind someone and pop the back of their head--even gently--and laugh "Heyya loser!" make dang sure it's who you think it is, lest you wind up with an angry middle aged woman jumping out of her chair who aims her laser death ray eyes at you.
On Sundays, leave a table for the Wabbit in the Border's cafe, otherwise she has to go to the library where there are rude young men running around slapping people in the back of the head.
No Wabbits were harmed during the experiences that lead to today's post. One young man, however, was extremely embarrassed.
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