Dear Old People At The Commissary,

Granted, while you have earned the right to shop with your cart turned sideways in the aisles, and you have earned the right to be a little bit slow, please remember there are other people grocery shopping around you, and if one of them acts as if she MUST get past you and SOON, please shuffle to one side or the other of your cart and let her get by, lest very nasty things happen, things which no poor commissary clerk should have to clean up.

I Almost Exploded Right There By The Kool Aid

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