Buddah, that is.
This is how whipped I am: I worm my way out of bed in the morning lest I disturb the kitty slumbering upon my legs, and I pull the blankets Just So, so that there’s this nice little indentation between the two pillows. Perfect for a little black kitty to stretch out between.
And I leave it like that.
I am not making the bed, because leaving it unmade pleases the kitty.
Yeah, I know.
I need help.