Thumper Thinks Out Loud

Because of my back, which does not like me, I sleep with two body pillows. I keep them jammed up against me on either side, and they offer support no matter what side I’m sleeping on. Amazing things, these body pillows. Even the cat likes them.

Buddah, that is.

This is how whipped I am: I worm my way out of bed in the morning lest I disturb the kitty slumbering upon my legs, and I pull the blankets Just So, so that there’s this nice little indentation between the two pillows. Perfect for a little black kitty to stretch out between.

And I leave it like that.
All day.
I am not making the bed, because leaving it unmade pleases the kitty.

Yeah, I know.
I need help.