This One’s Not About The Cat…
M&Ms.
Yes, those wonderful, multicolored, candy coated chocolates.
They now come in a reseal-able bag.
Why?
Has there every been, in the history of M&Ms, anyone who let a bag sit around long enough that the M&Ms got stale? Is that humanly possible? Does there exist someone who can let a one pound bag of M&Ms last more than a week? Do other people not hear the M&Ms calling their name in the middle of the night, beckoning them to get up and sneak into the kitchen to indulge?
If you have need of a reseal-able M&M bag, well…I don’t want to know about it. They would just be…be…wrong. Blasphemous, I think. If you can let a bag sit around long enough that the M&Ms could get stale then you don’t deserve them.
Send them to me.
I so totally deserve them.
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