Now, see, I have proof that the neighbors are evil.
Evil people make other people wear things.
Evil people put painful tiaras on other peoples’ heads.
Oh, yeah, they declared me the Birthday Queen
And they gave me a throne
But they also plastered my house and yard with displays of heir innate evilness...
This is age discrimination, truly it is.
Call the ACLU.
Meanwhile, I’ll be sitting in my office, wearing my tiara, and trying not to get leftover birthday cake on my bib…