There are 70 days until the San Diego 3 Day.
There are 6 days until online check in begins.
I am a little more than halfway to reach the amount raised that will allow me to walk.
I have spandex.
I have a low threshold for embarrassment, but I'm willing to go there for this.
Spandex. Colorful spandex. What I have here are spandex tights with matching tank tops. Clingy, clingy articles of clothing.
I am not a small person.
I am, in fact, quite chubby.
So... Here's the deal. I have $1015 to raise still. If I hit that by 19 September, 8 p.m. Pacific time, I will don said spandex, grab a guitar, and I will sing. In spandex. And there will be video.
If you guys get me to goal by that deadline, not only will you get me to do something I truly will find embarrassing, I will fully fund DKM's walk.
So what you're getting:
Me, in eye-blinding spandex
Me, singing, while wearing eye-blinding spandex
Video of my singing while wearing eye-blinding spandex
And two walkers fully funded for the San Diego 3 Day
It's all to save the boobies, people.