Thumper Thinks Out Loud

Conversation with the cat:

Max: Meow.
Me: No, it’s not time to eat.
Max: Meow.
Me: Because it’s only 4 o’clock.
Max: Meow.
Me: You eat at five.
Max: Meow.
Me: You'll live through one hour.
Max: Meow.
Me: Because I said so, that’s why.
Max: Bitch.