I'm sitting in Starbucks at a table where I can see the bar; this guy comes in with his kid, who practically drools on the bakery display case while Dad orders drinks.
After a minute, the kid shouts out, "Hey, Dad, if you get me a cake pop I'll be good all the way home."
Dad. "Do you mean to tell me that if I don't get you one, you won't be good?"
The kid hesitates a beat, then, "Pretty much."
Random dad, I'm sorry I LOLd.
(No, the kid did not get the cake pop.)