On July 17, the Spouse Thingy and I decided enough was enough, we want to be thin and healthy and bendy again (especially bendy...very very bendy), and we joined Jenny Craig. The food was tasty, it did not inspire the vast amounts of fartitude that Nutrisystem did, and we've been quite happy with it. I've lost a smidge under 25 pounds, he's lost 20.
Today...today I got kicked out of the Jenny Craig program. See, that's how badass I am--I broke Jenny Craig.
Spouse Thingy gets to stay. They like him.
In reality, I have issues with soy, and the JC food has soy in just about everything. Small amounts, to be sure, but with me it's like it builds up, I get to feeling not so good, take a few days off, and then I'm fine. This worried our JC consultant, who called one of the JC nutritionists, who boomed with a mighty voice KICK HER OUT. KICK HER OUT NOWWWWW!
Soy sensitivities are a no-no, as they don't want it to become a full blow allergy.
Apparently, Jenny Craig does not want to kill me. I take this to be a good thing.
On the plus side, since the Spouse Thingy will continue, they'll weigh my sorry ass every week regardless, and will help me figure out my diet if I have problems...but they're refunding my membership fee.
Still..how many people get kicked out of Jenny Craig? Am I awesome, or what?