Thumper Thinks Out Loud

You know you're in a small town when the police blotter is filled with things like this:

• 1415 Found Property, Hall Park
  
• 1830 Dine and dash, 1200 blk Stratford
  
• 1900 Found property, Pitt School Road
  
• 2035 Solicitor, Knight Ct
  
• 2200 Loud party, 200 blk Foster Ln
  

Don't get a DUI here unless you want your name in the police blotter. I'm think Isaac Balderas, 30, is experiencing some humiliation this week...