Why I Should Not Give Directions For At Least A Year...

Man with wife and kids in car: Excuse me...can you tell us how to get to Subway?

Me, headed into Safeway for milk: Sure. Just go up the Interstate toward Sacramento, it's at the next exit. There's two actually, one in the Super Walmart and one in the little strip mall at that corner.

MWWANIC: Damn, we passed it. Thanks.

He rolls up his window and they head towards the parking lot exit. I watch for a moment, and realize DUH...there's a Subway across the street. Apparently, they see it, too.

MWWAKIC: What a freaking moron...

I'm just guessing at that last part.

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