OHMYGAWD MICHAEL PHELPS TOOK A BONG HIT!!!
Let me get my wet noodle out and punish him.
It's not like the boy was caught mainlining Heroine or stabbing ferrets with a pen. He smoked a little grass. The earth will not stop spinning on its axis.
I, for one, am glad he did it and glad he admitted it, for no other reason than I found it absurdly funny to hear Barbara Walters say "weed" several times this morning.
She's hip, that Barbara...