will become this:
The big difference? The hair will not be purple when I arrive at the Galleria Mall in Roseville to get my head shaved.
No, it will be green.
It's for a good cause. And there's still time to donate toward it. And remember, it's tax deductible, so you have that going for you.
Got something embarrassing you want me to do for a donation? Let me know...if the number is high enough, you know I'm game.
Well, other than shave my head, because...kind of defeats the purpose.