30ish Woman: When Grandma gets here, she's going to ask if you want a cookie. Remember to say, "Yes, please."
6ish boy: No, that's not right.
30ish Woman: starts to speak, but stops
6ish boy: I'm pretty sure it should be, "Yes, thank you."
Score: kid-1, lady-0
Barista: Salted caramel square with pretzels and pecans.
Guy: Shut up! I want one. Does it have nuts?
(And yes, he was looking at several just like the ones pictured...)
In the parking lot: I'm in my car, top down, starting to pull out.
Guy walks up, looks the car over: Nice, but what the hell do you do when it rains?
I haven't been to Starbucks in a while...I think I missed it.