25 January 2014


30ish Woman: When Grandma gets here, she's going to ask if you want a cookie. Remember to say, "Yes, please."

6ish boy: No, that's not right.

30ish Woman: starts to speak, but stops

6ish boy: I'm pretty sure it should be, "Yes, thank you."

Score: kid-1, lady-0

Guy looking at the bakery items at Starbucks: Oh man! What's that?

Barista: Salted caramel square with pretzels and pecans.

Guy: Shut up! I want one. Does it have nuts?

(And yes, he was looking at several just like the ones pictured...)

In the parking lot: I'm in my car, top down, starting to pull out.

Guy walks up, looks the car over: Nice, but what the hell do you do when it rains?

I haven't been to Starbucks in a while...I think I missed it.


mister jeter harris, hizself said...

Duhr. People. Jus sayin

kenju said...

Good lord. I wonder if any of those people had their coffee yet? Might be worth checking out. lol

Shaggy and Scout said...

Well, when it rains you just stay home, right?