Bear in mind I am night blind...
After I'd headed off to go to bed last night, I realized I was pretty freaking thirsty, and bathroom water was not going to cut it. I wanted something ice cold, so I headed for the kitchen. Now, I didn't turn a light on because 1) I know the way and 2) there was enough light bleeding trough from the front porch light.
I got to the kitchen entry and blocking my way was a stubborn black kitty.
I asked him to move so I wouldn't step on him.
He didn't budge.
I asked him again.
Not a twitch.
I told him to move or I would pick him up and dip his feet in the water bowl.
So I bent over to pick him up and consider dipping at least his tail in the water.
I was threatening a black Walmart shopping bag.
Just to get even, I kicked it.