Today's Award of Class goes to the woman who was escorted from the Game Stop today by two police officers, for her displaying of both middle fingers, arms outstretched as she walked across the parking lot. I bet her mother would be so proud.

Today's Crybaby Award goes to the kid who was busted at the grocery store. Don't know what he did, but his blubbering did not make him look like the big bad tough guy he probably thought he was right up to the moment the cuffs went on.

And Today's Pathos Award goes to Max and Buddah, who are both very sure that I not only withheld a can of cat food from them, but that I ate it as well. Apparently the explanation of "...but it's chicken spread" was not believed, and they are still shunning me.

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