In line at the 'Bux. Woman close to my age is behind me, making small talk, when seemingly out of nowhere:
Her: That's a lovely wedding ring. How long have you been married?
Me: Pushing thirty three years.
Her: Really? But..? [look of confusion] [awkward silence]
Her: But, I thought...
Me: I'm not gay.
Her: Well, that's shame. You would be a FABULOUS gay.
Okay, admit, I laughed. I WOULD make a fabulous gay person.