Monday

10 November 2014

In line at the 'Bux. Woman close to my age is behind me, making small talk, when seemingly out of nowhere:

Her: That's a lovely wedding ring. How long have you been married?

Me: Pushing thirty three years.

Her: Really? But..? [look of confusion] [awkward silence]
Her: But, I thought...

Me: I'm not gay.

Her: Well, that's  shame. You would be a FABULOUS gay.

Okay,  admit, I laughed. I WOULD make a fabulous gay person.

6 comments:

olrebbie said...

Estupendo!

Derby, Ducky said...

Just because you have tats and pink hair, doesn't make you gay.

Karen Nichols said...

People say chit like that??? You're fabulous no matter what.

Cary Hillman said...

AND you have a fabulous sense of humor!

Thumper said...

I tend to set off peoples' gaydar. And that's fine...people like her make me laugh, and there have been much, much worse things said to me...

Anonymous said...

May be you need to try it. You never know.