Made me laugh:
The license plate read 74 INCHS
The frame around it read Oh come on. That's 6'2"
There was a little boy right outside the Border's door (parental unit nearby.) As I approached he ran for the door and said "I'm the man! I have to open it!"
I thanked him for his courtesy and he beamed, adding, "My daddy says a gentleman always opens the door for old people."