So What'd You Do Tonight, Thump...?

20 cans of Coke in the fridge, 20 cans of Coke... you take one out, scarf it on down thenruntotherestroomandmakeroomformore, then go back again, 19 cans of Coke in the fridge.

There is no thirst like the thirst of someone whose DDAVP has worn off 6 hours early.

Just give me your cold liquids, back away, and no one gets hurt.

And leave my stuff alone while I run to the restrooom... again.

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