In line at the 'Bux. Woman close to my age is behind me, making small talk, when seemingly out of nowhere:
Her: That's a lovely wedding ring. How long have you been married?
Me: Pushing thirty three years.
Her: Really? But..? [look of confusion] [awkward silence]
Her: But, I thought...
Me: I'm not gay.
Her: Well, that's shame. You would be a FABULOUS gay.
Okay, admit, I laughed. I WOULD make a fabulous gay person.
Estupendo!
ReplyDeleteJust because you have tats and pink hair, doesn't make you gay.
ReplyDeletePeople say chit like that??? You're fabulous no matter what.
ReplyDeleteAND you have a fabulous sense of humor!
ReplyDeleteI tend to set off peoples' gaydar. And that's fine...people like her make me laugh, and there have been much, much worse things said to me...
ReplyDeleteMay be you need to try it. You never know.
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