- If you just let your dog poop in the grass, and you didn't bother to clean it up, don't look so horrified when the tattooed lady spits a mouthful of warm water onto the grass.
- Why don't they make doggy jockstraps for intact male dogs? I saw this gonadally gifted yellow lab running with his owner, and that poor thing had to be hurting.
- If you see someone walking towards you with a determined stride and ear buds in ears, why bother asking "Going for a walk today?" because it's kind of obvious, isn't it?
- For the love of God and peoples' shoe soles and senses of smell, don't let your dog poop on the sidewalk, and if you do, pick it up. Cripes.
- Whoever designed our little town had walkers in mind. Wide sidewalks, and tons of them.
- Really, that poor dog had to be in agony...
Saturday
15 May 2010
Things one ponders while walking:
Poor dog!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh. I had to show this to my husband!
ReplyDeleteOh geez. I never thought about those swingin' hooha's on intact dogs. Now I'm gonna worry about it when ever I see one...
ReplyDeleteWe had a red cocker spaniel that really was hung. It was disturbing to see him get a woody while cleaning himself, too. Because then it just turned into an even more disturbing self-pleasing session for him.
ReplyDeleteStill - at least he wasn't a humper. (And yes, he did get fixed eventually.)
you should see the male sheep after the farmer up the street shears them. They really need to wear pants.
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