Someone scratched off the S and V in "severe". This is Mom, not Victor. When my son was born, I lost a lot of blood and couldn't get up without fainting. Naturally, the nurse put the flowers right next to my bed, in easy reach, and the stuff I was supposed to read and sign... that went WAY across the room, with my book. Thinking... optional. Oh, I broke my r arm when I was 9 and the nurse call button wouldn't reach around to push with my left hand.
They really really do!
ReplyDeleteWhy do I hear Lily Tomlin's voice in my head?
ReplyDelete"We're the phone company. We don't care..."
That's funny, but sad, too. I hope you never need to rat them out.
ReplyDeleteI find the "pain goal" interesting, too. Would anyone really aim for Level 8 pain??
ReplyDeleteSomeone scratched off the S and V in "severe".
ReplyDeleteThis is Mom, not Victor. When my son was born, I lost a lot of blood and couldn't get up without fainting. Naturally, the nurse put the flowers right next to my bed, in easy reach, and the stuff I was supposed to read and sign... that went WAY across the room, with my book. Thinking... optional.
Oh, I broke my r arm when I was 9 and the nurse call button wouldn't reach around to push with my left hand.
As the kids would say, "FAIL."
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